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Great Big F'n Pints!

by Anchorsmashed

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Smash out those tankards, chaps! It's time for a sesh! But what to drink? If only there were a song by Anchorsmashed listing all the drinks they will and won't drink!

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I don't want to drink white rum
I'd rather sea water in my lungs
I don't want to drink white wine
It's not my idea of having a good time

I don't want to drink a pint of lager sitting in the sun
And I don't want to a drink glass of scrumpy
That don't sound like fun
I'll never touch a bloody Mary cocktail
Keep your celery
So give me something stronger than a typhoon
That's the one for me!

I'll drink whiskey and I'll drink rum
I'll even drink the absinthe if you're having some
Red ale, porter, coffee, bitter and moonshine
A pint of stout, it's what it's about
I'll drink vodka and I'll drink gin
I'll drink a lot of mead 'til my head starts to spin
Kräuterlikör, sake, ouzo, brandy, schnapps red wine
But you can't go wrong with great big f'n pints

I don't want to drink pale ale
For me that would be an epic fail
And I don't want to drink your cider
I'd rather have a mouth full of spiders

With a drink in hand I'll take my final stand
Against the fast approaching tides
As the sun descends I face the end my friends
And I'll drink until I die
So pour me a tankard, a snifter or dram
Just fill that bloody cup
It's always sad when you have to drink alone
So everybody bottoms' up

I’ll drink whiskey and I’ll drink rum...

I don't want to drink your filthy homebrew
You and I both know that it just won't do
I don't want to drink your Buckfast
I've left that shit back in my past

I’ll drink whiskey and I’ll drink rum…

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released April 23, 2021
Anchorsmashed
A. J. Blackett & The Bastian

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Anchorsmashed Scotland, UK

Wonky folk metal about pirates, trolls and dwarves. Set sail for adventure, glory and big f'n pints!

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