Great Big F'n Pints!
by Anchorsmashed
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Smash out those tankards, chaps! It's time for a sesh! But what to drink? If only there were a song by Anchorsmashed listing all the drinks they will and won't drink!
lyrics
LYRICS:
I don't want to drink white rum
I'd rather sea water in my lungs
I don't want to drink white wine
It's not my idea of having a good time
I don't want to drink a pint of lager sitting in the sun
And I don't want to a drink glass of scrumpy
That don't sound like fun
I'll never touch a bloody Mary cocktail
Keep your celery
So give me something stronger than a typhoon
That's the one for me!
I'll drink whiskey and I'll drink rum
I'll even drink the absinthe if you're having some
Red ale, porter, coffee, bitter and moonshine
A pint of stout, it's what it's about
I'll drink vodka and I'll drink gin
I'll drink a lot of mead 'til my head starts to spin
Kräuterlikör, sake, ouzo, brandy, schnapps red wine
But you can't go wrong with great big f'n pints
I don't want to drink pale ale
For me that would be an epic fail
And I don't want to drink your cider
I'd rather have a mouth full of spiders
With a drink in hand I'll take my final stand
Against the fast approaching tides
As the sun descends I face the end my friends
And I'll drink until I die
So pour me a tankard, a snifter or dram
Just fill that bloody cup
It's always sad when you have to drink alone
So everybody bottoms' up
I’ll drink whiskey and I’ll drink rum...
I don't want to drink your filthy homebrew
You and I both know that it just won't do
I don't want to drink your Buckfast
I've left that shit back in my past
I’ll drink whiskey and I’ll drink rum…
I don't want to drink white rum
I'd rather sea water in my lungs
I don't want to drink white wine
It's not my idea of having a good time
I don't want to drink a pint of lager sitting in the sun
And I don't want to a drink glass of scrumpy
That don't sound like fun
I'll never touch a bloody Mary cocktail
Keep your celery
So give me something stronger than a typhoon
That's the one for me!
I'll drink whiskey and I'll drink rum
I'll even drink the absinthe if you're having some
Red ale, porter, coffee, bitter and moonshine
A pint of stout, it's what it's about
I'll drink vodka and I'll drink gin
I'll drink a lot of mead 'til my head starts to spin
Kräuterlikör, sake, ouzo, brandy, schnapps red wine
But you can't go wrong with great big f'n pints
I don't want to drink pale ale
For me that would be an epic fail
And I don't want to drink your cider
I'd rather have a mouth full of spiders
With a drink in hand I'll take my final stand
Against the fast approaching tides
As the sun descends I face the end my friends
And I'll drink until I die
So pour me a tankard, a snifter or dram
Just fill that bloody cup
It's always sad when you have to drink alone
So everybody bottoms' up
I’ll drink whiskey and I’ll drink rum...
I don't want to drink your filthy homebrew
You and I both know that it just won't do
I don't want to drink your Buckfast
I've left that shit back in my past
I’ll drink whiskey and I’ll drink rum…
credits
released April 23, 2021
Anchorsmashed
A. J. Blackett & The Bastian
Anchorsmashed
A. J. Blackett & The Bastian
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Anchorsmashed Scotland, UK
Pure folken pirate metal from Edinburgh, Scotland. Drink pints, win fights, drink ale, set sail.
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May 2023 -
Jan 2023 -
Oct 2021 -
Apr 2021
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